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21 Jan 2008 Davo said

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• 2 Mar 2008 Geoff C said

  

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  Originally posted by Kiwisprinter:
  Gold. yea i could imagine booze poos on a bus would be one of the worst things to do on a tour bus. definately something u’d want to get rid of before stepping on.

  
  I’m glad another NZer brought up Booze Poos.

  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kiwisprinter:<BR>Gold. yea i could imagine booze poos on a bus would be one of the worst things to do on a tour bus. definately something u'd want to get rid of before stepping on. </div></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>I'm glad another NZer brought up Booze Poos. or Cancel
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• 2 Mar 2008 bec said

  

  haha yeah I was gona throw in the good old kiwi ‘booze poose’
  ive also heard ‘having a food baby’ comming out quite a bit in nz lately! haha so gross but so funny, and toilet humor doesnt normally get me <!--graemlin::p-->

  haha yeah I was gona throw in the good old kiwi 'booze poose'<BR>ive also heard 'having a food baby' comming out quite a bit in nz lately! haha so gross but so funny, and toilet humor doesnt normally get me <img src="http://connect.contiki.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razzer" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin::p--> or Cancel
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• 2 Mar 2008 MikeyJ. said

  

  On my Contiki trip, the driver kept the door to the toilet on the coach locked. If it was an extreme emergency, you could use it, as long as you promised not to drop a deuce.
  
  If you had to poo, you had to wait until the next stop.
  
  There wasn’t much of a seal around the door. I imagine if anyone dropped the kids off at the pool the smell would be terrible.

  On my Contiki trip, the driver kept the door to the toilet on the coach locked. If it was an extreme emergency, you could use it, as long as you promised not to drop a deuce. <BR><BR>If you had to poo, you had to wait until the next stop.<BR><BR>There wasn't much of a seal around the door. I imagine if anyone dropped the kids off at the pool the smell would be terrible. or Cancel
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• 3 Mar 2008 rach333 said

  

  Davo… you have read my mind.
  
  This too is my biggest fear = getting a runny bot while on tour.
  
  im going to stock up on chemical corks. reckon that will back the bugger up!

  Davo... you have read my mind. <BR><BR>This too is my biggest fear = getting a runny bot while on tour.<BR><BR>im going to stock up on chemical corks. reckon that will back the bugger up! or Cancel
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• 3 Mar 2008 Davo said

  

  hey danielle im not trying to make us look like ferels, its a legitimate concern. Im with Rach, im a bit worried i already have a bad history with foreign food and my stomach is more sensitive than most, plus with the huge nights i know im going to have, well a 3 hour bus ride might turn into a nightmare. Worstcase scenario i get bouts of the trots, ill get off the bus and **** on the side road with my fellow 52 travel mates laughing at me, hey makes for a good story when i get home, but im not sittin on the bus in severe pain thats for sure, and as for the progression of this topic, it just got funny working out what other nations called their grog bogs. Oh and Rach get some buscopan before you go, it relaxes your stomach, so if you start feeling the wobblees pump a couple of them, im sure they add to your chemical corks lol!!!

  hey danielle im not trying to make us look like ferels, its a legitimate concern. Im with Rach, im a bit worried i already have a bad history with foreign food and my stomach is more sensitive than most, plus with the huge nights i know im going to have, well a 3 hour bus ride might turn into a nightmare. Worstcase scenario i get bouts of the trots, ill get off the bus and **** on the side road with my fellow 52 travel mates laughing at me, hey makes for a good story when i get home, but im not sittin on the bus in severe pain thats for sure, and as for the progression of this topic, it just got funny working out what other nations called their grog bogs. Oh and Rach get some buscopan before you go, it relaxes your stomach, so if you start feeling the wobblees pump a couple of them, im sure they add to your chemical corks lol!!! or Cancel
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• 4 Mar 2008 rach333 said

  

  Nice one davo.. i will be sure to try it. Good luck on tour, i will be thinking of you when i, well, never mind!

  Nice one davo.. i will be sure to try it. Good luck on tour, i will be thinking of you when i, well, never mind! or Cancel
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• 5 Mar 2008 *nikki_adelaide* said

  

  just make sure you have those tablets that clog you up in case you get the runs.
  one guy on my tour had a bad stomach and we had to stop the bus every few minutes somewhere, i gave him a tablet and clogged him right up!

  just make sure you have those tablets that clog you up in case you get the runs.<BR>one guy on my tour had a bad stomach and we had to stop the bus every few minutes somewhere, i gave him a tablet and clogged him right up! or Cancel
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• 6 Mar 2008 ***Stacey*** said

  

  Immodium works wonders <!--graemlin::D-->
  
  Always keep a box at home for the many drunken nights and house members that need it

  Immodium works wonders <img src="http://connect.contiki.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin::D--><BR><BR>Always keep a box at home for the many drunken nights and house members that need it or Cancel
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• 8 Mar 2008 steve said

  

  well why have a toilet on the bus in the first place if they wont let you use it??they should make it that you can use it and it doesnt cause any problems for anyone

  well why have a toilet on the bus in the first place if they wont let you use it??they should make it that you can use it and it doesnt cause any problems for anyone or Cancel
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• 8 Mar 2008 *nikki_adelaide* said

  

  well firsty, you usually stop for a food/pee/poo break every 2-3 hours, so they driver asks you to try to wait until then, but in most cases i think if you really need to wee thats cool to use the one on the bus, but if someone does a crap on the bus, firstly the driver has to clean it and that wouldnt be such a nice job, secondly the smell goes all through the air vents with the air con on, so the entire bus stinks of ****. the end.

  well firsty, you usually stop for a food/pee/poo break every 2-3 hours, so they driver asks you to try to wait until then, but in most cases i think if you really need to wee thats cool to use the one on the bus, but if someone does a crap on the bus, firstly the driver has to clean it and that wouldnt be such a nice job, secondly the smell goes all through the air vents with the air con on, so the entire bus stinks of ****. the end. or Cancel
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• 8 Mar 2008 Davo said

  

  What about if your like Warny and your poo is pure white and has no smell lol?

  What about if your like Warny and your poo is pure white and has no smell lol? or Cancel
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• 8 Mar 2008 Bradleyc123 said

  

  sorry, but if someone craps themselves on the bus it wont only be poo youll smell im sure theres a law that would come into play.
  
  like having life jackets on a plane but saying you cant use them if we crash

  sorry, but if someone craps themselves on the bus it wont only be poo youll smell im sure theres a law that would come into play.<BR><BR>like having life jackets on a plane but saying you cant use them if we crash or Cancel
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• 11 Mar 2008 Nickerz said

  

  haha have you seen the toilet on the bus!!! i cant imagine how hard it would be to do the reverse in it, you’d want to hope the bus didnt slam its breaks on or you’d fly back off!! <!--graemlin::D-->

  haha have you seen the toilet on the bus!!! i cant imagine how hard it would be to do the reverse in it, you'd want to hope the bus didnt slam its breaks on or you'd fly back off!! <img src="http://connect.contiki.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin::D--> or Cancel
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• 11 Mar 2008 Greko said

  

  Does the bus have it’s version of the mile high club???
  
  
  <!--graemlin:;)-->

  Does the bus have it's version of the mile high club???<BR><BR><BR><img src="http://connect.contiki.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:;)--> or Cancel
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• 13 Mar 2008 Davo said

  

  Now there is an idea! <!--graemlin::)-->

  Now there is an idea! <img src="http://connect.contiki.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smiler" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin::)--> or Cancel
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• 12 Apr 2008 Clancy said

  

  gday very ‘informative’ thread peoples… it was a concern for me too coz generally knitting the brown blanket (agb) hits like a freight train especially after ya eat something….. how well does immodium really work?

  gday very 'informative' thread peoples... it was a concern for me too coz generally knitting the brown blanket (agb) hits like a freight train especially after ya eat something..... how well does immodium really work? or Cancel
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• 15 Apr 2008 Joe NY said

  

  This is gold! Im gonna have to bring grog bog to long island.

  This is gold! Im gonna have to bring grog bog to long island. or Cancel
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• 16 Apr 2008 Jess said

  

  In Western Australia we refer to the art of ****ing as ‘releasing the chocolate hostage’

  In Western Australia we refer to the art of ****ing as 'releasing the chocolate hostage' or Cancel
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• 16 Apr 2008 Sherbie Woo said

  

  Wow this thread is pretty amazing, not to mention it’s one of my biggest concerns too. I mean it seems that almost everyone has this concern and problem, you’d think no one would mind if someone really had to go. I suggest, bring tons Febreze or air freshner or sleep it off. I’d hate to be the person who really had to go! May smell funny but, its nature.

  Wow this thread is pretty amazing, not to mention it's one of my biggest concerns too. I mean it seems that almost everyone has this concern and problem, you'd think no one would mind if someone really had to go. I suggest, bring tons Febreze or air freshner or sleep it off. I'd hate to be the person who really had to go! May smell funny but, its nature. or Cancel
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• 19 Apr 2008 Maru said

  

  I only clicked on this thread because it had the most replies. I’m amazed that this is the topic people have the most to say about!

  I only clicked on this thread because it had the most replies. I'm amazed that this is the topic people have the most to say about! or Cancel
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