Twitter is really good for getting news on current affairs, weather, which celebrities are drunk/high/crazy, but our favourite Tweeters are those that are a little cryptic and very, very funny.

One such Tweeter is Conor Tripler. Apart from his personal Twitter account, Tripler runs the Drake Thoughts account, which is equal parts surreal madness and sheer genius.

But back to Tripler’s personal Twitter account. It’s mental. It contains simple, boring, potentially in-joke Tweets, cuckoo dating tips, random thoughts, philosophies on celebrity culture and fashion… you name it. And as a whole Twitter feed – it’s insane and also a total joy to follow.

Our favourite Tweets recently have been: “kanye only following kim is the ultimate gesture of love. it is the realest thing that has ever happened. throw Romeo & Juliet in the toilet”

And: “Tripler's Dating Tips 9/50: tell your date you brought a chaperone, and carry around a laptop with an open skype session with your dog.”

And: “shout out 2 the real fans who buy my tweets on vinyl”

Stupid fun.