Oh for gawd’s sake, just when you thought it was safe to go back online (it never is) another lunatic with another crazy YouTube video.

We always say there’s a YouTube tutorial for everything you’d ever need to do in life – from nail art to how to change a tire. But this old geezer has taken that to a whole other level.

Mr Tom Willett has created this tutorial for all you rookies out there. He is going to teach us (in a lesson that’s just shy of ten minutes) how to eat a watermelon.

We’re not kidding around and neither is he. He is deadly serious about his watermelon eating – what utensils to use and what not to use (no forks!) and what food goes best with watermelon.

Words do not do this justice. Watch and learn, friends.