There are a few people on Twitter that are really worth following for information and education and breaking news. There are also people on Twitter that are really worth following for the sheer LOLs.
Jose Canseco is one of the latter.
We admit that we're not huge baseball fans, so have really only heard of Canseco because of that episode of the Simpsons when Mr Burns starts a baseball team. But we digress, the point is that you don't need to know anything about Canseco or the game of baseball to find his Tweets pretty hilarious.
He is either an idiot or a genius. Either way, he will not stop Tweeting.
Here are some of our favourites:
"Who ever my 500k follower is can have a threesome with lady Gaga and yours truly"
"Some of you guys are really obsessed with my balls that makes you a tinker bell"
"I am Twitter"