We love New York City. It’s the best place in the world if you feel a little anxious or self-conscious at times. Before you say, “How can being the most bustling, crazy city on earth make you feel less anxious?” – hear us out.
New York City is the kind of place where no matter how much you think you stand out / look silly / don’t fit in, there is always somebody – probably just paces away from you – who is outdoing your version of crazy by 6342.
Like the naked cowboy, a famous street performer who basically just makes a scene, dressed in not very much except a cowboy hat.
But stop press: Naked Cowboy has some competition. Presenting, Naked Indian. (Apparently this has caused such a drama that Naked Cowboy is threatening legal action.)
Oh New York, what even are you?