While we’re sure you’re all far too high-brow to care about celebrity gossip (please say you’re not!) we admit that sometimes we’re sucked right into the vortex.

It was so when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced their love for each other and then spent five years seemingly trying to convince us/themselves of it.

So now that they’ve announced their separation, and Scientologists are apparently following Katie around, we decided to revisit that crazy couch-jumping Mr Cruise performed.

…Analysis begins now. Please share your thoughts on how genuine this whole thing was, and why (if they were faking) they were faking it.



And, just because it’s funny: