We haven't lost yet! For a country who seems to have only recognized soccer as a sport a few weeks ago, we're still hanging tough! If you aren't rooting for America in the World Cup, we'd like to revoke your citizenship, but we'll settle for showing you gifs of why you should be rooting for the good ole U.S. of A.
Who doesn’t look good in red, white, and blue? Trick question. Everyone looks great in it.
Everyone loves cheering for the underdog, especially when you’re the underdog in the “Group of Death”.
Watching the world cup gives you another reason to scream at the top of your lungs. Who doesn’t love getting to excitedly yell “GOAL”?
The Kings just won the Stanley Cup. Basketball season is over. Football hasn’t started. Baseball is not enough to quench your thirst for sports. Besides, how many other sports can you do a pelvic thrust to score (get your minds out of the gutter)?!
It gives you an excuse to go to the bars more than usual.
Chuck Norris is a fan of the USMNT. This almost puts you on the same level as Chuck Norris.
Keep the faith, Americans. We can do this. With enough patriotic clothing and beer, we can send the vibes that help the USMNT beat Germany!