No Europe trip is complete without picking up a few what the f souvenirs along the way…soviet gas mask anyone?
Bottle kilt – Scotland
You might not be okay with wearing a skirt, but your alcohol certainly won’t mind…
Pinocchio Mask – Italy
A great souvenir to illicit nightmares and ruin a childhood story.
Sexy Lederhosen Apron – Germany
Granny will love wearing this while baking for you.
Vag Fresh Mint Candy – France
Not a good idea to get these for your girlfriend, unless she has a superior sense of humor.
Mozart puppets – Austria
For that niece or nephew who you want to terrify.
Czech Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Shirt – Czech Republic
You know you need a new drinking shirt, so why not get a punny one?
Troll Dolls – Denmark
For that person who constantly butts into your life.
Ushanka Hat- Russia
For everyone who doesn’t live in 70 degree weather year-round.
Soviet Gas Masks- Bulgaria, Hungary, Slovakia (anywhere in Eastern Europe)
Proudly display your very own creepy piece of European history.
Weed Boxers – Netherlands
You’ll probably never see these in a fashion show. Either gift these for yourself, your boyfriend or closest bud (pun intended).