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People Have Started Leaving Reviews For Entire Continents On Google And It’s As Hilarious As It Sounds

We’re living in the golden age of reviews. When was the last time you went to a restaurant or destination without Googling what was good there and checking a couple star ratings? Now thanks to Google, you can now review an ENTIRE continent and naturally people have made hilarious magic.

Why would you think it’s possible to sum up a whole continent in a couple sentences? Because the internet. Sadly, despite being continents, Antarctica and Australia are yet to join the review crew, but here are our favourites so far...

Africa

Africa has been voted down for the heat (something entirely out of it’s control) but was given major kudos for fun additions such as lions and elephants.

Asia

The biggest continent of the lot has been stressed by countless reviewers as not being suitable to see on foot. With that noted, it’s celebrated as a great place to see if you avoid a little place called North Korea.

Europe

Europe probably scored the highest star rating overall, however many reviewers said that it simply wasn’t as big as Asia and had to lose stars as a result. Sorry Europe.

North America

Most reviews can be summed up as: Mexico, hot; USA, food; Canada, cold. Overall it lost stars due to political standings in the middle.

South America

The most common theme in the reviews was the natural beauty, of the landscape and the people (booty got mentioned an alarming amount of times). Sadly South America copped the pettiest reviews thanks to a lack of chicken nuggets in McDonalds. Seriously….

So there you have it, a ~very~ accurate review of the world’s continents!

P.S. If you’ve done a Contiki and would like to leave a review, you can do it on Facebook here.

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